Wednesday 1 September 2021

Welton Dead At 50


Neil Welton said...

Coming Soon...

What Happened Exactly To Neil?
What Did Neil Encounter?
What Did Neil See?

In... The After Death Experiences Of Dr Neil Welton

Death By Suffocation (1983)
Death By Drowning (1988)
Death By Coma (1996)

Episodes Recorded:
The Daze Of Death
The Spiral Of Closure
Visitation From An Angel
Lightning Flash Of Destiny
The Death Of Mankind Foretold

Neil Welton said...

Dr Neil Welton, theologian and metaphysician, searching for a way to tap into the hidden mysteries of mankind. Suddenly a series of bizarre and freak accidents alters his psychology and outlook and now, when Neil grows angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs.

The creature is driven by rage and is pursued by an investigative reporter. "Hey, Mr Western Mail man. Don't make me angry about the Brexit. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Dr Welton is wanted for being a part of a Russian spy ring he was never a part of. Neil Welton is believed to be dead and he must now make the world think that he is dead until he can find way to resolve the hidden mysteries which have been made known to him.

Anonymous said...

So you really are a Saint. This helps to explain everything. Or you are as mad as ever. By the way Templar, I believe Neil is dead. For I've never seen Iain Andrew and Neil in the same room together.

Neil Welton said...

Neither have I. Funnily enough. Though I once saw Iain on TV.

Neil Welton said...

Full story is on Brexit Wales Blogspot.